Muse have announced 2 new gigs and unsurprisingly you’re talking big venues, lots of hype and spiel along the lines of “you can’t miss this gig or else”…haha.. like it’s the only gig Muse have ever played or are likely to - and you know that’s not the case!

For sure a great live band and spectacular show but we’re entering  a phase now where the marketing of the gig is as big as the actual event….Jacko..Bon Jovi - you know the score.

Muse play Wembley Arena on September 11th and Lancashire County Cricket Club in Manchester the week before on September 4th…so buy them tickets now before they all end up on Via Gogo and other dubious secondary ticketing platforms, any guesses on how many Muse fans can’t make the gig?

Place your bets - fucking thousands!

GYEO